angela says: extraction of sunshine from cucumbers (:
Yet another Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Shittiness Genius ;D
Look at my cucumber, so green and so mellow,
slice and dice, watch the juice flow out, oh so yellow,
like sweet lemonade, glorious like the summer dawn,
oh picklejuice, I would love to drink you on the lawn,
alas, cruel fate separates us from each other,
you can’t come back, try as you may, don’t even bother,
my beloved cucumber, dearly missed your essence
will be, my grief sated by your empty absence.
Rawr.
omggggg XDDDD
this is awesome, i can’t believe you actually did it.
“alas, cruel fate separates us from each other,”
i think that verse broke me into tears D: ahaha jk.
SO WHERE’S MY PANDA POEM?
This is actually pretty awesome. xDDDD
- Go study. I want my birthday present.
*applaud*
pickles galore = a briny heaven.
what an adorable little poem. Can’t be yours i’m sure.
my beloved cucumber, dearly missed your essence
will be, my grief sated by your empty absence.
AHAHAHAHAHA ABSTINENCE IS SO SAD